Every Billie Eilish song ranked from best to worst

Sophie Walker takes on the impossible task of ranking all of Billie Eilish's songs to date. Want to know what's number one? Duh.


Billie Eilish is almost an adjective. Far beyond simply embodying the cultural zeitgeist, the 18-year-old has established herself as pop’s appointed antichrist. She delights in subverting every long-held expectation of the genre: hers is a far sharper, meaner incarnation, which effortlessly exceeds her maximalist counterparts. I’ve taken my time to look at Eilish under a magnifying glass and trying to understand what, exactly, is that Billie Eilish vibe we all know, but struggle to put into words. The best of her music – and believe me, the bar she sets herself is staggeringly high – shows the complexity of being not only a female musician, but a young woman, as prone to bouts of joy and despair, laughter and sincerity, as any other.

1. ‘bury a friend

It feels almost reductive to call ‘bury a friend’ a track – far more than that, it’s a cinematic experience that captures Eilish at the peak of her powers. An experiment in fear, she is the monster under your bed: a manifestation of the darkest corners of our subconscious. Eilish smudges vowels and crumbles consonants in her mouth, delighting in turning comfort into a crawlspace. She holds her listener by the collar from beginning to end, with her sleepy, serpentine hissings narrating our journey through a curdled dreamscape of textures. When Eilish sings “step on the glass”, you hear it shattering; when she sings ‘staple your tongue’, there is a shock of a staple gun. A blade is drawn, someone screams – who else is there, you find yourself asking, as the voices multiply. You trip and tumble over a beat you can’t predict, as she playfully shape-shifts into a different nightmare. The rule book has been burned.

2. ‘bad guy’

‘bad guy’ is the anthem of anti-pop, cementing Eilish’s rightful place as the ultimate iconoclast. Rolling her bored, listless eyes at the maximalist efforts of what has come before, ‘bad guy’ runs in the other direction, holding its own with the rest of them as if she’d hardly tried. Her litany of whispered taunts (“I’m that bad type/ Make your mama sad type / Make your girlfriend mad tight / Might seduce your dad type”) over a grisly electro beat is as infectious as it’s unsettling. She’s bored of you; she’s bored of everyone. When a tectonic dubstep bass drop catches you off guard at the end, which was originally written as a completely different song, it becomes clear that Billie Eilish is the sonic anarchist we’ve been waiting for.


3. ‘my strange addiction

‘my strange addiction’ is what crawled out from an alternate universe where Pop Princesses was on dark mode, with lowkey eyeliner and a blithely gothic aura. Her feather-light delivery is slow and indulgent, like a cat arching its back, as she delves into a world of obsession – which of course, for Eilish, is The Office which she samples in the song. It’s a shining example of her tongue-in-cheek sense of humour, where nothing is ever quite as it seems.


Few songs capture Eilish’s boundless range like ‘COPYCAT’. Confessional yet playful; sensitive yet sneering, it captures a spectrum of contradictions that mystify us, and draw us further into her gothic world. While she shows us she can play nicely, with her a measured cadence over twinkling piano keys, she is just as capable of snarling, “Watch your back when you can’t watch mine” over a threatening beat that groans like a rusty switchblade. “Sorry, sorry, I’m sorry, sorry / Sike”, she whispers, which you can’t help but think was a precursor for Eilish’s signature irreverence that would come to be immortalised by ‘bad guy’ (“Duh”).

5. ‘everything i wanted

‘everything i wanted’ is a song of unconditional love. Co-written and, of course, produced by her brother, it’s an ode to the bond between them, proving as an antidote to the world-weary confessions of his sister. It takes the weight from her shoulders, so they can bear it together. It’s a stunning portrait of the pair’s emotional and collaborative connection, daring to confront a dark place, but refusing to let go of each other’s hand until the end.


6. ‘&burn’ (with Vince Staples)

‘Watch’ walked so that ‘&burn’ could run. While they are lyrically the same, ‘&burn’ is a far more nuanced piece of work, with a much-needed injection of hip-hop. Playing with movement and inertia, it’s a masterful work in atmosphere, where trap hi-hats are accentuated by the sound of a match striking, built upon a beat made from the blowing out of a candle. Calling on a cameo from Vince Staples, his verse solidified the song’s status as sharp and resolute.

7. ‘my boy ‘

You want attitude? You’ve got it. ‘my boy’ is deliciously snarky in a way that only a teenager would know how to execute. Hammered piano keys and trilling hi-hats blur the boundaries of pop and jazz: it’s the concrete ready to meet her boyfriend after relentless lyrical body slams.


8. ‘you should see me in a crown’

With attitude her sceptre and atmosphere her crown, this is Eilish’s coronation. She keeps her subjects at her feet with this trap-influenced, electronic headrush; she arrests with her militaristic, vocoder-style distortion. Of course, our leader makes only the choicest of references, drawing on a quote from Moriarty, the psychopathic adversary of the BBC’s Sherlock. It’s a dangerous statement of intent, which makes it all the more exciting.


9. ‘xanny’

Eilish’s heavy-lidded social observations, daring to cover her ears to the echo chamber, makes her pop’s greatest non-conformist. Her voice starts off clear, before slumping into a narcotised haze, mirroring the ‘xanny’ experience that her friends are addicted to. “Don’t give me a xanny now or ever,” she warns, preferring to carry on sipping her can of coke than “dying by mistake”.

10. ‘lovely’ (with Khalid)

As finely-spun as a spider’s web, ‘lovely’ is an intimate vocal duet with tender harmonies from Khalid. Coiling the tension with the thrill of violins and tip-toeing piano, it’s easily one of Eilish’s most cinematic efforts.

11. ‘Bellyache

This is just another of Eilish’s little games: how could a song with such an up-tempo, Mediterranean feel be about murdering your friends and leaving your lover’s body in the gutter? Playing with the idea of alter egos, taking a leaf from the book of her much-adored Tyler, The Creator, both sonically and narratively this is a snapshot of Eilish’s wild contradictions.


12. ‘Bored

Built upon the foundations of Eilish’s gossamer harmonies, she finds the strength to leave behind a relationship going nowhere and set herself free. It’s at once mournful of a love lost, yet defiant, as she remembers exactly who she is.

13. ‘ilomilo’

It’s impossible not to be won over by the origin story behind ‘ilomilo’: the track was inspired by her favourite XBox game of the same name, in which two characters, Ilo and Milo are separated but try to find each other. When they are reunited, they hug. A sonic rendering of the game’s lullaby-like gameplay soundtrack almost distracts from Eilish’s confessions about the anxiety of being separated: “And I don’t wanna be lonely / So show me the way home / I can’t lose another life.”

14. ‘i love you’

A fragmented, acoustic fever dream, ‘i love you’ is a serene admittance of defeat. Helpless in the face of love, this slow-melting song is what the most guarded part of our hearts would sound like.

15. ‘bitches broken hearts’

‘bitches broken hearts’ harks back to how it all started for Eilish and O’Connell: their bedrooms. The lo-fi production is a dream. Layered levels of simplicity foreshadow their combined talent to create great pictures with the most minimal brushstrokes.

 16. ‘Hostage

Daring to drop the mask, Eilish is willing to admit to her toxic tendencies in this song about the blurred lines between love and problematic possession. Stripped-back, slow and intent, Eilish and O’Connell’s gentle harmonising is almost at the exclusion of all else, with only the shy plucking of a guitar and an undercurrent of bass to carry them through. Their vocals quite literally hold all the elements of this song hostage, just as Eilish desires to do with her lover.

17. ‘listen before i go’

A deep inhale and an even longer exhale, “listen before i go” is a quivering admission of vulnerability. Capturing the debilitating effects of mental illness with a kind of bravery and dignity rarely seen, this is perhaps the darkest corner of Eilish’s mind we’ve ever been permitted to see: “Taste me, these salty tears on my cheeks /That’s what a year-long headache does to you.”

18. ‘ocean eyes

Comparing her lover’s gaze to napalm skies, “ocean eyes” is a work of pop noir, echoing the languorous sighs of Lana Del Rey’s West Coast dreams. It’s an incredible stand-alone track, but this sound and this voice feels distinctly un-Eilish in the light of how we’ve come to know her today.


“When I was older, I used to be a sailor, but I drowned in a storm”, were the words of Marco Graf’s character in Netflix’s 2018 film Roma, which ignited the inspiration that brought about “WHEN I WAS OLDER”. This haunting lullaby, with its pied-piper melodies and throbbing basslines, is caught up between a time that is both far away and familiar. Sounds of the ocean, rustling trees, dogs barking and student protests are used as percussive rhythms, letting O’Connell cut his teeth with creative production choices which came on leaps and bounds since.

20. ‘all the good girls go to hell

Eilish defiantly turns her back on the pearly gates, opting instead for eternal damnation. It’s not exactly a hot take from an artist who prides herself on not following the crowd. Hell has been quite a fashionable destination for a while now. With a distorted organ that sounds as if it’s fresh out of The Addams Family, “all the good girls go to hell” is almost a plasticky Halloween decoration, to be taken out and dusted off once a year, no more.


21. ‘watch

Paling in comparison to it’s reloaded version, “&burn” featuring Vince Staples, “watch” is nevertheless a panoramic slice of pop which douses a toxic relationship in lighter fluid, setting ablaze the not only that, but the person Eilish became while she was in it.

22. ‘when the party’s over

Taking minimalism to a whole new level, this hymnal ballad was only one of two songs Eilish did not help her brother write on the album. Her voice flutters, singing a relational eulogy for every lover that got away.

23. ‘goodbye

‘goodbye’ is a final flourish; the last of a trio of songs on When We Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? Together, they form the sentence: ‘Listen, before I go, I love you, goodbye.’ When taken out of this wider picture, it doesn’t quite stand. Its sleepy pace lets you drift off – the nightmare is over. For this exact reason, ‘goodbye’ has a time and a place.

24. ‘party favor

Please, just put down the ukulele. While the nauseatingly sweet, Tumblr-girl-circa-2013 instrumental is a mask for Eilish’s derisive remark, “‘It’s not you, it’s me’ and all that other bullshit / You know that’s bullshit / Don’tcha’, babe?” – it’s subversive in the most predictable way.

25. ‘No Time To Die

Being the youngest artist in history to record a Bond theme song, ‘No Time To Die’ was a track Eilish and O’Connell did not take lightly. With butterflies-inducing depth and detail, this sweeping piece undoubtedly fits the brief. What we’re getting is a facet of Eilish, a particular shade, rather than the spectrum her more celebrated songs contain.

26. ‘Idontwannabeyouanymore

Channelling the mournful trill of pop progenitor Lorde, ‘idontwannabeyouanymore’ would fit beautifully in a dimly lit jazz lounge. But perhaps that setting might just be a little too stiff for pop’s appointed antichrist.

27. ‘wish you were gay

Billie Eilish often seems wise beyond her years, but ‘wish you were gay’ is a jarring reminder that she’s a teenager, and just as prone to clumsy outbursts of angst as any other. Coming to terms with unrequited love, Eilish scrambles to save face, pleading, “Just say that I’m not your preferred sexual orientation / I’m so selfish / But you make me feel so helpless”. The backlash from the LGBT+ community accusing Eilish of queerbating no doubt gave her vertigo, as she looked down and realised the scale of the platform she’d been put on. “wish you were gay” couldn’t be saved: this, paired with tepid production choices doesn’t make the podium on an album full of champions.

28. ‘8

The hammock-swinging plod of this beat sets your mind adrift for all the wrong reasons. Her occasionally pitched vocals are a rude interruption in a song that seems to throw itself in different directions and yet commits to none of them. We know that Eilish has better toys in the box to play with than these.

29. ‘come out and play

If you’re looking for the Billie Eilish experience, this isn’t the right place to find it. While her gentle, quivering voice is whispering words of self-empowerment (“You don’t have to keep it quiet / And I know it makes you nervous / But I promise you, it’s worth it / To show ’em everything you kept inside / Don’t hide, don’t hide”), you can’t help but get the impression that Eilish is restrained. Having been approached to write the song by Apple for the 2018 ‘Share Your Gifts’ Christmas campaign, it comes as little surprise that Eilish doesn’t quite hit the same when she’s commercially diluted.

30. ‘Six Feet Under

Despite being earliest official release, ‘Six Feet Under’ is still an encapsulation of the incredible fragility of Eilish’s voice, which though enough for many, now pales in the face of what she has become.



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